Safari, not in the browser sense
Having taken a sneaky day off work, Mrs P and I
decided to slope off to Longleat Safari Park; all
manner of safari-themed japes and scrapes ensued, and
the day was proclaimed a success by all concerned.
The highlight of the day (apart from the rhinos,
which were fucking cool, by the way – I totally want
to come back as a rhino) was a terrified-but-excited
Jeff feeding a deer some of the special Longleat deer
food. The stoopid deer didn't seem to understand that
it was supposed to wait while I put some of the
little pellets into my wife's hand before she moved
her hand out of the car to feed it, and so kept
thrusting its very fuzzy and adorable head inside the
car to get at the cup of pellety goodness. Amid much
excited shrieking, the task was eventually
accomplished: one fed deer, one wife-hand covered in
deer-spit. Witness the tongue-lashing she's getting
below. More animal magic chez Flickr.
