Farewell, Western civilisation
That's is, folks; the final whistle, the last shout,
the death knell. When Marks & Spencer starts
using a grocer's apostrophe – or, more accurately,
the opposite of a grocer's apostrophe, omitting one
where one ought to be – you know that it's only
a matter of time before Western civilisation implodes
and we all revert to apathetically rolling around in
the muck, splitting infinitives and just not caring.
