Script for an Ironic comedy

SCENE:
INTERIOR, RESTAURANT AT TATE MODERN. WINTER.

Chris: [Pushing plate away] Mmmm, that was delicious!

Jenny: It certainly was! What shall we do now?

Chris: They tell me that there are some galleries attached to this excellent eatery. We really should go one day.

Jenny: Hmmm, maybe. Or we could just go straight from here to the bar at the top.

Chris: [Euphoric] Great idea!

FADE TO BLACK