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The amount of revenue generated by my Google ads (below, right) is woefully unspectacular. Based on the average revenue generated each day, it would take me 21,074 years and 297 days to become a millionaire if I were relying on AdSense. And that's just a dollar millionaire; if I wanted to be a Sterling millionaire, it would take just under 67,000 years.

Ah well, with the state of pensions in this country... *digs in ribs, waggles eyebrows suggestively*