Big and clever

There are just no two ways about it: Swearing is great.

It's particularly great when seen in the pages of a pseudo-serious magazine. In this case, this monument to the creativity of the human mind comes from the letters page in this week's TimeOut guide.

Please pay particular attention to the use of compound swearwords. These are the best kind of swearwords.

I also applaud his use of 'impotent'.

I don't think I'm being excessively naive in suggesting that this letter should be made an A-level set text.

I don't think I'm being excessively naive in suggesting that this letter should be made an A-level set text.